THE THINKING LAUGHTER

THINKING, yes it’s a tough thing to do. Just like an employee is paid for working, but he doesn’t always like working, same way, our brain has been made to think but it doesn’t always like thinking.

Don’t worry, this post isn’t about how our brain works, I have far better things to write about & I’m sure you too must have better things to read about.

Anyways, jab hum (I’m giving myself respect by using “hum” instead of “main” :P) zyada sochte hain, to hum LAUGHTER ko invent karte hain.

There are things I watch on TV, some I read about & some I hear from my surroundings which really tickle my funny bone.

I’ve just written around 100 words & I’ve already ventured into the fields of NeuroScience & Orthopadics, see how talented am I... maybe that's why my mom always said..

“SCIENCE LELE SCIENCE” J 

Okay, enough of SELF TAAREEF, here are some of the things which really made me think.... and then laugh. If you watch TV, and have a fair a idea about how INDIANS are... you will like it. (SEE  EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, ITS NOT MY FAULT, TUM TV HI NAHI DEKHTE MATLAB !!)

     

>>>  THE BOURNVITA AD

Here is this ad which shows, rather OVERSHOWS (don’t know if that’s a word ) how much that DHA matters. Also, the mom thinks if she gives her son Bournvita to drink, he will make her proud & blah blah... She says “KYUNKI JAB MERA BETA MUJHE HARAAEGA, TAB MAI JEETUNGI”

All these years, I don’t even recall one single day when my mom or dad came up with such motivating dialogues along with a cup of Bournvita. Most of the times, they said....

“ KAB  TAK SOTA RAHEGA ?? UTH JAA... ITNI DER SE DOODH RAKHA HUA HAI, THANDA HO JAAEGA”

Ab bataao, isme DHA wai baat kahaan aayi ??

 >>> THE KENT RO AD

You drink water from an expensive water purifier, while I drink from, say an earthen pot, and the world still seems alright. But that kent ad tries to instill guilt in you, if you don’t drink from KENT.

Matlab its a crime if we don’t have Kent !! And that expression Hema Jee gives.. you wonder if its purified water or something else.

Its like they want to say

Drink KENT water

Make tea using KENT water

Wash clothes using KENT water

Bathe using KENT water

& worse, the have half the DEOL family in it. Woh kehte  hain  naa...

KENT KA PAANI NAHI PEEYA TO KYA KHAAK PAANI PEEYA !!!

>>> THOKO BAND

If you have seen even one of the Extraa Innings show of the IPL, you know what I’m talking about. I mean that poor Joshua, har 2 second me THOKO BAND.. THOKO BAND.. THOKO BAND !!

I wonder in his home, his mother would say “BETA AAJ MAINE TERI FAVOURITE DISH BANAAYI HAI.. THOKO BAND !!” 

>>> THE ROMANTIC TAGLINE

The other day, while I was in the metro, happily coming back after giving my last exam, there was this young college going couple sitting besides me. How do I know if they were a couple ?? 2 saal se bus aur metro me ghum rah u, thoda idea to lag hi jaata hai J

Anyways, the boy said to the girl...

“ I’M WITH YOU, FOR YOU... ALWAYS......”

For a moment, I thought he was going to say “DELHI POLICE” next.

I somehow kept my self from LOLing out literally !!

>>> THE PROFESSION MOMENT

Once there was a burglary in a house in our building, & the thieves were caught as well.

 Many people had gathered around just like TV reporters. Then this one bholi bhaali aunty came besides me & asked me...

AUNTY : KYA HUA BETA ??

ME: CHOR AAYE THE GHAR ME..

AUNTY: CHORI KAR RAHE THE ???

I just walked away, couldn’t bear that SO INTELLIGENT QUESTION from her.

May be, she too, didn’t have DHA wala Bournvita while growing up !!

** STATUTORY WARNING**

If you didn’t like this post, NOT MY FAULT !!

If you felt this was insulting, NOT MY FAULT !!

If you felt this was good, SAARA CREDIT MUJHE JAATA HAI !!! J

Until next time we meet, take care & don’t be afraid of THINKING !!

With love & laughs

Puneet Bajaj :)